Lazy Me

Its a disease. Its infectious. Its contagious. You simply can't prevent yourself from getting it if you arent aware of it. Cure is hectic. Needs will power. Patients suffer only after years of infection.
Its called Laziness.

I think I am the best person to talk about it because I can proudly say I am the laziest person around. Now this ain't no confession nor realisation. I simply am lazy. Nothing has been done about it yet. I honestly don't know what can be done about it. I'll be around here for 20 something years,this august, and I still havent found any solid reason for improving myself,yet.

Please tell me, is it in anyhow that bad to be lazy? Am not I just another guy with my own habits, feelings, behaviour, only that Im more lazy than any one of you..?

I've found many blokes claiming "I'm very lazy these days.. I'm this I' that..." Blah blah blah... Poor guys can't make out what it really takes to be me...

Day starts at 11.30AM. Break fast at 12 noon. Sleep. Lunch at 3.30PM. Sleep. Next food at 9.00PM. TV. Magazines. Computer. Computer. Sleep at 2.30AM. This is my weekend-day's outline. You can add some 'classes' , some 'movies', some 'meeting friends' here and there,on working days.

I hate to write notes. Well, I don't. Literally never( I do fear teachers, so Im forced to,at times)
I hate to get up. Its not that sleep is irresistable,just that I don't feel like getting up.
I'm bad at my daily chores. I do everything just enough to thrive. (god bless my mom's throat)
Always late to class. ( hint 2nd point). Anywhere else, I'm just in time. I don't miss out anything because of this "late-aayi-coming-mania "
If I'm at college, I don't feel like going home. If I'm at home, I don't feel like going out.

Now you may be asking why I did all this bla bla. I want to know whether you can make out the lazy me from the above description.

I've found only one person lazier than me yet, though he is quite different, of his own kind. Read more about him

PS : Free advice WELCOME. Honestly.